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Can a border collie really trade the stock market?
Training began with some reading up of a basic introduction to Elliot wave theory....

Then he went on to familiarise himself with the operation of the mouse.....

 

Now he is all set to start earning his keep trading the FT-SE100 Futures....

One bark means ready to trade...then one bark for buy, two barks for sell....RUFF, RUFF! so he wants to sell short...

How many contracts? RUFF, RUFF, RUFF, RUFF, RUFF!  .....5 contracts?....its a big trade for his first attempt, but he seems so sure about it.....Sell short 5 contracts at 6210.5, all agreed? RUFF! ...( Yes! )

 

Oh dear, the FT-SE is now at 6247.5, he is down 1850 already.....

 

Verdict...Elliot wave theory doesn't work!

 

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